Global Warming Bluff
(formerly called The Global Warming Hoax and then The Global Warming Hoax?)
Written by Steve Wallis
Version 4, 29/3/2008
Dedicated to Max Wallis (my father and scientific adviser to Friends of the Earth)
Oil, gas and coal are running out
It’s a problem, there’s no doubt
Global warming is not mainly caused by mankind
But to a shortage of carbon fuels, we still must find
An answer
In the UK, tidal power is probably the best solution
It would work in all weathers and not cause pollution
Solar panels are best in a hot country
Maybe they can export clean energy
Deserts would be ideal for panels
Now good farmland is used for biofuels
Causing food to rocket in price
So poor people
can’t even afford rice
Fungi are destroying wheat
And more people now eat meat
Which uses eight times the land of a vegan diet
The World Food Programme needs a lot more government money to avoid aid being cut
Many will starve with very little on their plates
We must take power quickly, revolution cannot wait!
The world climate changes in cycles
Early humans survived ages with many icicles
Sometimes it gets hotter, sometimes colder
Big business is getting desperate and bolder
The so-called experts in Friends of the Earth
Including one who conceived my birth
Say that in decades time, it’ll be warmer by one degree
To them, real climate change is a mystery
When future socialists write books about history
Global warming will be revealed as a story
Used by big business for divide-and-rule
Once again, their most useful tool
Some use low energy light bulbs, some don’t
Some go by aeroplane, some won’t
They want some of us to feel guilty
And to be blamed for climate change misery
One month hot, one month cold
Now floods and droughts are taking hold
Weather control was a reality
Never before was there such a big tsunami
It was nearest Sri Lanka and Aceh
Where people were striving for a say
The tsunami was intended to create national unity
But from around the world there was solidarity
Oh, 1998
The hottest year to date
Or at least until 2005
But about that, NASA may have lied
Because they are on bad people's side
Oh, 1969
NASA's reputation on the line
The flag fluttered on the moon
Supposedly in a vacuum
The Van Allen belts emit radiation
Astronauts only go to the international space station
So do you believe
That they didn't deceive?
There’s just been the coldest winter for 50 years in China
And sea levels here are only rising by three millimetres a year
So why believe the lies of Al Gore?
Weather is not being controlled any more
Big business is not strong enough
So don’t believe their global warming bluff!
They build yet more nuclear power stations
They are not really worried about home grown terrorists or those from foreign nations
Maybe they want another Chernobyl in the UK
Near cities so the odd million will die
They’d blame it on terrorists
But it could be an inside job like 9/11
They want to justify a total surveillance state
We must take power first, revolution cannot wait!